Visionary. Future.

Disrupting the Paradigm of Tomorrow
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Hi. Look, this is awkward.

We spent 98% of our venture capital on that gradient text in the header. We hired a consultant named "Sebastian" who told us gold lettering was crucial for brand synergy. He charged us $15,000 an hour.

Now we cannot afford CSS. Or padding. Or a logo.


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